Introducing a delightfully gross snail*
mail club
for tiny disgusting humans.

Get Gunk!

*real snails not included

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YOUR KID GETS MAIL - FROM DISGUSTING THINGS - EVERY MONTH.

Once a month an envelope arrives in the mail featuring a new & delightfully disgusting theme. The theme will be something your kid knows, loves, thinks is hilarious or occasionally finds stuck to the bottom of their shoe: Boogers. Poop. Cockroaches. Worms. Earwax. Or some other revolting surprise.

When they open the envelope, they find a letter written to them from that month’s disgusting thing (aka “Dear Anthony, it’s me Earwax”) and a bunch of wonderfully gross related stuff to make them say ‘ew’ and giggle for days.

RECOMMENDED FOR LITTLE WEIRDOS AGED 4+

THE FIRST GUNK MAIL EDITION MAILS OUT NOVEMBER 30.

ORDER BY NOVEMBER 15.

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Gross is good.

Gross is good.

Included each month:

  • A letter from something gross

    Addressed to your tiny disgusting human and straight from the disgusting source. Questionable manners included.

  • Some yucky and fun factoids

    Gunk Nuggets are weird, wonderful, surprisingly true (and collectible) facts about disgusting things.
    2-3 Gunk Nuggets are included every month.

  • Some silly jokes

    Every month contains a small booklet of jokes. Ideal for use at the dinner table, especially while everyone else is eating.


  • A totally gross trading card

    A new unique, Gunkie trading card featuring a disgusting and powerful character is included every month.

  • A few colouring pages

    Up to two postcard-sized colouring pages are tucked inside. Because anything, even poop, can be art if you try hard enough.

  • A little surprise

    Stickers, a bookmark, an activity, or another flat little treasure will mysteriously appear.

Pick your gunk.

Serious Questions

  • We designed Gunk Mail with kids around 5–7 years old in mind — although appreciation for poop jokes varies wildly by individual.


  • Absolutely not.

    The disgusting theme every month is a surprise and is part of the delight.

    The types of items included are outlined above.

  • Yes! That’s mainly what it’s designed for. Just choose one of our prepaid Gunk options (or sign up for a monthly subscription) and have it sent directly to your favourite disgusting tiny human.

  • Yep. Monthly Gunk can be cancelled anytime before your next renewal.

  • Each month's Gunk is sent by good old-fashioned snail mail, and we send out Gunk Mail on the 30th of every month.

    Canadian subscribers typically receive their gunk within 3-10 days of sending.

    If you sign up before the 15th of the month, we’ll send that month’s gunk. If you sign up after the 15th, the first gunk will arrive the following month.

  • Right now we only ship to Canada. We are hoping to begin shipping internationally soon!

    Sign up for our emails updates to find out when!